so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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