better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I never should have let my cousin and his pregnant girlfriend move in with me. I'm never having sex again. They scare off men more than 'my dream wedding' pin board.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
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