Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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