New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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