I want to stick my p in your. b.
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Randomize
