Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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