I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
New low: eating a buttered roll while taking a shit.
This is why we're soulmates.
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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