I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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