redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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