PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
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