He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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