It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
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Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
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Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
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