i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
I saw that you sent me a photo and the first thing out of my mouth was "I swear if it's another photo of a dick poking out of a bubble bath"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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