Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
I have so many feelings about this burrito
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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