All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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