I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
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