I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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