he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
THERE HAS BEEN GRANDTHEFT IN THE HOUSE. SOMEONE STOLE THE BABYWIPES AND YOU NEED TO BUY MORE BEFORE WE LET YOU IN. oh and you have to take two shots before we'll let you in. with no chaser.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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