I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
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There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
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All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
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