Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
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What did I eat last night that was bloody?
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
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We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
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