ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
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Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
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I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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