Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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