Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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