i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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