Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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