ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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