Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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