Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
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Im on my period and I feel like I'm going to die. The only thing that can make this tolerable is for you to eat me out in the shower. Please. I'll do anything.
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
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Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You ruined the universe
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
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