Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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i just ate a whole pizza and threw it back up in the time span of 13 minutes. give me the number to guiness book of world records.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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