How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
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