the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
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Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
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And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
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