Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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