if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
I just had the fat girl at the party come tell me I look sad and offer me a beer. I'm out.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
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of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
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There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Currently playing charity bingo with coworkers so if u were ever gonna send a dick pic now is the time
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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