He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
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i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
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OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
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