physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
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