I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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