my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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