dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
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BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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