Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
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Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
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Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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