did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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