yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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