Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
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