that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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