I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
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all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
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My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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