Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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