i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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