PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I sent out a mass text that said "margaritas for Jesus?" and nobody responded, worst Easter ever.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
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