whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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