Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
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Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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