oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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