I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
