All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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