she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
Hey did you take a shower last night at like 4am?
"ummm...." (Thinking in my head) wet towel, soaking wet hair, clean pjs on backwards... "that would make more sense then what I thought happened..."
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
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