Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
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